lokis-green-and-golden-queen:

yes please I’d like them all thank you

(via crimefightingpigeons)


sabrielshipping-charliebartlett:

"We’re preparing you for the real world"

I don’t meant to alarm you but

the real world has calculators

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bootslots:

do you ever play cards against humanity and there’s that moment where the perfect card for the hand is in your hand and you just go “my time has come” and lay it down with such grace

and then you don’t get the point

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amazingphil:

I’m in Youtubers React today!! :D


billy-pilgrims:

[writes paper] this doesnt make any sense [prints it] [doesn’t proofread] [hands it in for a grade]

(via crimefightingpigeons)


o-m-i-chaos:

"so what are your plans for after college?"

i will dismantle the establishment board by board

image

(via theshadowhunterofbakerstreet)


gif:

i thought i had a crush!! but it turned out to just be a 2 day long infatuation where i was actually just bored

(via remember-youcleverboy)


meet-me-in-europe:

Amsterdam, Netherlands

meet-me-in-europe:

Amsterdam, Netherlands

(via bagelchild)


danisnotonfire:

phil and i attempted to play Portal 2 co-op but phil with phil wearing a blindfold it dID NOT GO VERY WELL

(via theshadowhunterofbakerstreet)


godsmacklemore:

Please read this poem I wrote in first grade

godsmacklemore:

Please read this poem I wrote in first grade

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