Hey, remember when we thought this was, like, a fun superhero parody with silly songs and whatnot? And we all laughed and laughed? And then the last five minutes happened?
Remember that?
I DO.
WE DONT TALK ABOUT THAT
he got everything he wanted, and it only cost him a Penny
oh you fuckers…
when you wake up from a particularly disturbing dream and just stare at the ceiling for a while like what crevice of my mind did that even seep from
do you ever fangirl so hard that you just
embarrass yourself.
alone. in your room.
randall is holding cupcakes
i repeat
cupcakes
this is gonna be tragic as fuckWanna know something better?
The cupcakes actually spell out “BE MY PAL”.
RANDALL IS GOING TO BE THE DEATH OF US ALL. PREPARE TO DROWN IN TEARS.
When standing in line today i was messing around with the quarter i was holding and i accidently dropped it and it fell into the guy in front of mes shoe and he didnt notice i couldnt think of a way to tell him to now when he takes of his shoes hes going to have my quarter. i hope he appriciates it

